Hi XXXX,
Three weeks ago, i had informed you via phone call that our vendor refused to replenish the photocopier/printer toners due to unsettled bills. I also highlighted that our stock of toners had already depleted and we were in need of the replenishment urgently. Other than the teleconversation, i had also followed up with an email last week, which i have no idea if you did read it at all.
This morning, one of the printers had run out of toner and i did not have any stock for replacement. Currently a department is down with printer totally. Perhaps i did not make myself clear enough, but which part of the "in need of the replenishment urgently" do you not understand?
May i know what the f*ck have you done over the last three weeks to resolve this issue? We did not hear from you, nor did you provide any advice to us. I understand that you must have been busy with all those crappy work that only you consultants do, but was your schedule really that tight until you could not spare a bit of your freaking precious time in resolving this small issue with the vendor?
If the court had given me the authority, i would have done it myself rather than waiting in vain for your pathetic response. Court preferred to have you, the good-for-nothing money-leeching CONsultants, to shillyshally everything, so we are obliged to depend on your stinking ability to ensure our continuous operation. Thus i believe it is reasonable for you to do diddlyshit of what the court has assumed you could do.
Would appreciate if you could look into this matter ASAP. In case you do not understand what "ASAP" means, it actually conveys a sense of urgency and stands for "asshole, start acting promptly".
Your immediate action on this matter is highly appreciated.
Regards,
xxxx pin
Sigh, how i wish i could really send this out...