Whoever is crossing the border so early in the morning is Malaysian working in Singapore, just like you. I wonder if you have half a brain to know that not only you were rushing to work; everyone else doesn't wanna be late for work as well. You are NOT privileged in any way that you could just jump the queue while others were waiting patiently in line.
If you are not willing to wait in a traffic jam, then DON'T DRIVE. Move to stay in Singapore, or if you must continue commuting between two countries, then SWIM ACROSS, as the whole Strait will be there for you to maneuver freely. Or even better, GROW A PAIR OF WINGS AND FLY OVER. That would be so much faster since you are one asshole who doesn't have the patience to shit in normal way and prefers watery faeces because it's quicker.
I would have sent my regards to your mother or shown you the longest finger of my hand, but then i wouldn't wanna stoop to your level of courtesy, or lack thereof. Hence, i wish that your car will often take a rest in the middle of nowhere and you can take a rest too by working only half-a-day because it will be lunch time when you arrive at work. Oh, and since i understand that you don't have the patience to wait, i also wish that you shit quickly as if you are urinating through your asshole, until you understand common civility on the road.
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