Was he masturbating with one hand while holding the bike with another hand, or did he have his penis somewhere in the bike? If the latter, then which part of the bike give the same sensation as a vagina?
I just can't picture it, not that i want to, but i'm really curious.
And really, what's so sexy about a bike? In fact, i can't imagine how can any inanimate objects turn someone on? Ok, maybe i can understand a woman being turned on by a fat cucumber or a large sausage, but a man and a bike? Seriously, that's way off the wall.
Another thing i don't understand is that why having sex behind closed door was a crime, whether it's with an inanimate object or living thing. It's not as if the man was banging the bicycle in the park or something.
Would the man be jailed if he was found doing it with a sex doll instead of a bike? Sex doll is also an inanimate object, but i reckon the hostel staff would have said "oops, sorry" instead of calling the police if the object was a sex doll and not a bicycle.
It's so confusing. I can never figure out how law really works. That probably explains why i'm not a lawyer, and i don't have any friends who are lawyers either.
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