Cogito ergo scribo

I've declined doing meme tagged by BeerBrat before as i told him that i don't do meme. My principle still stands, but it applies to the batons that are passed to me from others. I would do one when i take up a meme voluntarily without it being tagged to me, because in this way i could write more spontaneously than to crack my head coming up with words to fulfill the obligated meme.

Ok, so here's an old one that i came across and thought it was fun.

Statements in bold are true:

I've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
[Sure i have... just not enough.]

I've never kissed a member of the same sex
[Pecks on little baby girls' cheeks not counted.]

I've never crashed a friend's car
[I don't drive friend's car.]

I've never been to Japan
[I want to but everything in Japan is just so darn expensive. Oh, and in-transit stopover not counted.]

I've never been in a taxi
[Of course i have, in different countries too.]

I've never been in love
[Yes i have. Twice. And still am.]

I've never had sex in public
[Only in my fantasy, maybe.]

I've never been dumped
[Nope. I initiated the break-up.]

I've never done cocaine
[I never do drugs.]

I've never shoplifted
[I never do things that may land me in jail.]

I've never been fired
[I'm too good an employee.]

I've never been in a fist fight
[I'm a woman. Fist fightings are for guys. Our mouths are deadly enough.]

I've never had group intercourse
[Only in my fantasy again, maybe.]

I've never snuck out of my parents' house
[No need for that at all.]

I've never been tied up
[Nope. Not the naughty way, nor the nasty way.]

I've never regretted having sex with someone
[I may only regret for NOT having sex with someone.]

I've never been arrested
[Won't happen to a person who would never do anything that may land herself in jail.]

I've never made out with a stranger
[Well, one of my fantasies again, maybe.]

I've never stolen something from my job
[You must be kidding. EVERYONE DOES THAT. And i would prefer the word "taken" than "stolen".]

I've never celebrated new years in Time Square
[Been to the place but not at that time.]

I've never gone on a blind date
[What for? I'm capable of getting my own guys.]

I've never lied to a friend
[Lies are needed sometimes to maintain good relationships. This means that i won't hesitate to do it again when circumstances call for.]

I've never had a crush on a teacher
[Nay, i'm never into old men.]

I've never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
[What's that again?]

I've never been to Europe
[Denmark, Germany, Austria, and Switzerland. More will be added to the list i hope.]

I've never skipped school
[Did that with parent's approval by feigning sick in primary and high schools. Did that on my own accord in university.]

I've never slept with a co-worker
[I'm not sure on this because 贝 was my colleague. So i guess it's a yes.]

I've never cut myself on purpose
[I'm almost algophobic.]

I've never had sex at the office
[One fantasy that i don't mind becoming true.]

I've never been married
[Not yet.]

I've never been divorced
[Gotta get married first.]

I've never had sex with more than one person within the same week
[I believe in monogamous relationship.]

I've never posed nude
[I'm not that narcissistic.]

I've never gotten someone drunk just to have sex with them
[If i wanna have sex with anyone, i think i can do it without resorting to such low-down tactic.]

I've never killed anyone
[Not in reality.]

I've never received scars from my sex partner
[Not physical and visible ones.]

I've never thrown up in a bar
[I had only thrown up once due to alcohol and it wasn't in a bar.]

I've never purposely set a part of myself on fire
[I'm almost algophobic, remember?]

I've never eaten Sushi
[I LOVE sushi.]

I've never been snowboarding
[So embarrassed to say yes to this because i had stayed in places with lots of snow.]

I've never had sex at a friend's house while they were throwing a party
[Some people fantasize about this, but not me.]

I've never had sex in a dressing room
[I don't like cramped spaces.]

I've never flashed anyone
[Huh, i'm still sane.]

I've never met anyone from online
[Yes i had and the guy got a crush on me after the meeting. So i've learnt that sometimes it's best to leave something online.]

Wow, it seems like most of the statements are bolded. Ok, so it's official -- my life is boring.

Labels: life, trivia