Cogito ergo scribo

Two days ago, i was bitten by a pharaoh ant at the oddest part of my body -- in between the breasts. I really have no idea how that little bugger got into the bra and how long it was there before it decided to take a bite. I figured it couldn't have done an itsy-bitsy-spider stunt, otherwise i would have felt it when it was climbing up the water spout my hands or legs. So it must have been in the bra since morning. I guess i should consider myself lucky that it chose to hide in a bra and not a panty.

This incident happened in the office. I felt the stinging sensation and itchiness while i was at my desk. I gotta go to the loo to check it out, as i couldn't possibly do it at my desk. Since the ant was so small, i couldn't see it at first. It was after it had its second bite that i finally squashed it to death -- with my fingers of course, in case you are wondering. I reckon it wasn't too bad to die in such way for this little ant. It's actually some men's fantasy to die in between a woman's breasts. That lucky little fella.

Well, you may find this whole incident amusing, but not to me. That two ant bites were now swollen and very itchy. I wouldn't want anyone to see me scratching the inappropriate part of my body in the office, so i gotta bear with the itchiness throughout the day. That sure isn't something funny to me.  

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